I want my hat back
It’s from NYU, you see
I paid for it man

It’s mine and not yours
Did you go to college man?
No, you dropped out dude

You’re not a doctor
My hat’s crying out for me
Help! Help! Help! It shouts

Blood, sweat and tears dude
That’s what I paid to get it
I loaned it to you

I hate this white hat
I want my purple one back
That says NYU

Class of ’97 man
I belong to it
That won’t ever change

Si entiendes
Yo quiero la gorra
De mi escuela

I speak in Spanish
Maybe you don’t know English
That’s right I forgot

Yo puedo hablar
Spanish better than you
Tu mama tiene

Verguenza for you
Who can blame her, not I sir
Si, yo tambien

Quiero la gorra
Una gorra purpura
That’s all I want now