This post will have run-ons. The paragraphs will not be congruent and won’t have anything to do with each other.

Today I was told that I couldn’t join the Navy because I have asthma. You know what happens when you tell me that I can’t do something…

Today I thought about someone saying that I look like a kangaroo when I jump rope. You know who you are.

Today I thought about the lovely medical assistant and beautiful receptionist who thinks that every male friend I have is “more than a friend”. You guys are too much. No guy is safe when they come to the office.

Today I thought about Maya and her beautiful round eyes. She looks just like her father when he was a little boy, even though he thinks that I can’t remember

Today I got a blast from the past.

Today I recycled all the Perrier bottles that were accumulating on my desk.

Today I was wondering what happened to the shipment of Gardasil vaccines. The office had to cancel two appointments for patients who were coming in for that reason only. Then I realized I forgot to hit the “send” button on the order form.

Today I wore my new London Fog trenchcoat and Anahata Chakra.

Today I received word that a short story that I submitted to a magazine is being reviewed.